![]() ![]() Gentlemen, don't allow your wives to persuade you to "spice things up between the sheets. "A married lady lies on her back, with her legs spread at no more than a seventy degree angle, to receive her good husband's member for the purpose of creating more Christians." "What I do in my bedroom is my business, " she screamed. ![]() The higher you tilt your butt, the more directly your partner will hit the magical front. Naturally I beat my daughter for being in possession of a book that is more than likely the brainchild of Satan himself. Get down on your hands and knees and spread your legs apart so your partner can penetrate you from behind. They are obviously in cahoots with Satan to be capable of such contortion. The Indians are a vile-albeit limber-race. Shockingly, this picture was among the more reasonable in the book. I have stretched my imagination to the limit, and I still cannot comprehend how these two can be engaging in intercourse. The meaning of Satan has been twisted due to the influence of a misinterpretation of Zoroastrianism scriptures by the Israelites and there are actually multiple different satans, none of which are wholly evil. Upon thumbing through its pages, I was assaulted by something even more sickening than Indian cuisine-Indian coitus.Īpparently, those dark-skinned, foul-smelling heathens have invented a multitude of ways to copulate. I presumed it to be an Indian recipe book. She was in possession of a book entitled The Complete Kama Sutra. Yesterday I was compelled to rifle through my daughter's dresser drawers-the Holy Spirit surely guided me-and I made a revolting discovery. ![]()
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